Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind…
You wouldn’t be there
Nov 8, 2016
Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! Okay, I like a challenge. Yeah, lots of people did. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to…
I have to go and buy soundtrack
Nov 6, 2016
I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that. I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. Oh, how awful. Did he…
Finding a needle in a haystack
Nov 2, 2016
Only you could make those words cute. God created pudding, and then he rested. Only you could make those words cute. You look…perfect. I'm doing mental jumping jacks. Only you could make those words cute.…
And so we say goodbye
Nov 2, 2016
I love you, buddy And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. File not found. Have you ever…
This is fun
Nov 2, 2016
I'm partial to air conditioning. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I'm really more an apartment person. Makes…
I’m going to remind
Nov 2, 2016
Why did you bring us here? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I had more, but you…
